Quotable Quotes

D/Vanguard: You could strip naked and light yourself on fire, and I wouldn’t notice right now.

Ajax: Chillin’ on the elemental plane of wolves.

Maellana: I will ride this vampire to victory.

DM: He has the spring attack.
D/Vanguard: He has the suck my cock attack.

Vanguard: If I had an intestinal tract, you could gag me.

Maellana: What could you possibly know about the menu?
Warforged Grunt: The menu is death.

Vanguard: We mean you no harm. (sigh) Or, we could fight.

Quotable Quotes

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