D/Vanguard: You could strip naked and light yourself on fire, and I wouldn’t notice right now.
Ajax: Chillin’ on the elemental plane of wolves.
Maellana: I will ride this vampire to victory.
DM: He has the spring attack.
D/Vanguard: He has the suck my cock attack.
Vanguard: If I had an intestinal tract, you could gag me.
Maellana: What could you possibly know about the menu?
Warforged Grunt: The menu is death.
Vanguard: We mean you no harm. (sigh) Or, we could fight.